TENNESSEE — Amateur gender buff and all-around man Matt Walsh put on perhaps his most stunning performance this week at the Nashville West Shopping Center.
While waiting for his wife to leave little-known retail outlet Jeremy’s Modest Lingerie, The Daily Wire host casually began assuming the gender of passers-by. Soon people noticed his accuracy.
“He said, ‘That’s a woman. This is a woman. That’s a man.” And he absolutely nailed it,” a Build-A-Jeremy-Bear employee excitedly told the local news crew. “He hasn’t asked any of these people to tell their truth or what turns them on – none of that. Just sitting there on the bench outside the AberJeremy & Fitch store hitting 1,000 in that monotonous voice! We’ve never seen anything like it!”
While most of the mall was stunned by the accomplishment, Walsh didn’t seem impressed at all.
“I’m not sure what all the fuss is about. It’s easy. See that woman with boobs and blonde hair down to her shoulders?” Matt said, pointing to a woman. “This is a woman.”
In fact, a car could be heard screeching and eventually crashing in the parking lot during his comments.
“Did you hear that? That’s a woman,” Matt said confidently and correctly.
With that, the crowd went delirious because it was Walsh’s 2,000. correct gender guess in a row, breaking the Guinness World Record previously held by Anthony Weiner’s social media intern.
When Ben Shapiro heard of Matt’s triumph, he was neither surprised nor amazed.
“I can break 2,000, folks. I’m about to start the series, folks,” Shapiro told the Guinness team, which entered The Daily Wire. “Boom – that’s a woman,” he said, pointing to Michael Knowles and immediately disqualifying himself.
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